Price: £5.99
(as of Sep 08, 2024 10:59:16 UTC – Details)
What’s the book?
An unholy grail of over 200 puns, one-liners, and witticisms guaranteed to make you groan.A mini pocket-sized format of 4 x 6 inches for mobile cringe carrying.Perfect for Father’s Day, Christmas, Birthdays and days ending in Y.
You’ll get these and a lot more:
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That’s my stepladder,” he said, “I
never knew my real ladder.”Astronaut 1: “I can’t find any milk for my coffee.” Astronaut 2: “In space no one can… here, use cream.”My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils, but it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.What has five toes but isn’t your foot? My foot.Imagine if Americans suddenly switched from pounds to kilograms. There would be mass confusion.I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. My doctor says it’s terminal.My daughter turned 18 over the weekend, so I bought her a locket with a picture of herself inside. Thankfully, she’s now finally… Independent.Someone stole my broken calculator, but I don’t know why. It just doesn’t add up.I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.My wife ripped the blankets off of me last night. It’s OK, I will recover.
A perfect dad joke has to be like a sneeze – it arrives without warning, takes everyone by surprise and for some reason, half of the people in the room feel the need to respond. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll question your life choices, but most importantly, you’ll be entertained. So what are you waiting for? Grab a copy today!
– Don’t forget, you can use the “look inside” feature to see what you’re letting yourself in for…
Publisher : The Angry Whippet (5 Jun. 2023)
Language : English
Paperback : 86 pages
ISBN-10 : 1739604741
ISBN-13 : 978-1739604745
Dimensions : 10.16 x 0.51 x 15.24 cm